Various pub chalkboard signs





Ten Funny Chalkboard Sign Messages

Chalkboard signs and pavement signs are a brilliant way to catch the attention of passers by as they stroll or drive past your business. While you can try to grab their eye with a bold graphic or a sales advert, sometimes the best way to engage them is with a comedic chalk A-board.

Chalkboards can be updated every day, meaning that you can stay current and up to date with your upcoming events, specials, and offers. Many businesses have found success with updating their signs with funny and irreverent jokes and sayings.



Group of people writing on chalkboard signs

Don’t waste your wit on your colleagues and customers – let the whole world see the jokes you have rattling around in your brain! If you’re lucky, one of your pavement signs will get shared on social media sites such as Instagram and Facebook. Instead of a few pedestrians on their way past, you can reach an audience of millions around the world!

Need some inspiration? We have you covered. Check out these fun, cheeky, and sometimes silly pavement signs for some inspiration for your own. Who wouldn’t want to get a cup of coffee or a pint at an establishment with such a good sense of humour?



Ten silly chalkboard signs



1. We serve drinks as cold as your ex’s heart:


We serve drinks as cold as your ex’s heart





2. Well-behaved children welcome (the rest will be made into pies):


Well-behaved children welcome (the rest will be made into pies)





3. An apple a day keeps anyone away, providing you throw it hard enough:


An apple a day keeps anyone away, providing you throw it hard enough





4. Pubs: the official sunblock of Ireland:


Pubs: the official sunblock of Ireland





5. Eat more! Fat people are harder to kidnap:


Eat more! Fat people are harder to kidnap





6. When life gives you lemons, why not add salt and tequila:


When life gives you lemons, why not add salt and tequila





7. Special: 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks:


Special: 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks





8. I speak sign language:


I speak sign language





9. Coffee helps you do stupid things faster:


Coffee helps you do stupid things faster





10. Why not Instagram this hilarious sign:


Why not Instagram this hilarious sign





You might need a few minutes to finish chuckling about these humorous signs, but when you’re ready to look into buying your own pavement sign, give us a call or send us an email. The expert team here at Red17 is ready to help you choose the best chalkboard pavement signs for your business.



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